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fijiwaterpapii:

sexyandthethief:

my friend told me to watch this cooking video while listening to sad music. so i mixed a little something for you all

Jesus CHRIST

(via crumpaliciousbutterfingers)

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

(via ruinedchildhood)

adrians:

just noticed the webcam flashing above my monitor and realised I’ve been recording myself blogging in this position for an hour and twenty minutes

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(via heart)

timid-crescendo:

rebornica:

accidentally saying something mean to one of your dearest friends

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accidentally saying something mean to anyone

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(via heart)

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via omgidekdamn)

brownsugarsparkles:

commonslutt:

Turnin up

I can’t deal with this level of turnt!

(via omgidekdamn)